Quote of the Day - 2

[noobvious]

"The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity."
Patrick Murray.

 

[johnwillyums]

And it makes you go blind

 

[pxsalmers]

Valentine's Day quote I saw:

"Foolish is he who searches for love for one day, only to wish it lasted another."

 

[A Guy]

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
~Franklin Jones

A Guy

 

[Irene]

"An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows".
~ Dwight Eisenhower

 

[StalkeR]

Believe you can and you're halfway there.
Theodore Roosevelt

 

[A Guy]

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
~Zsa Zsa Gabor

A Guy

 

[JMH]

"The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity."
Patrick Murray.

And it makes you go blind

AND it doesn't grow hair on the palms of your hands.......

 

[Irene]

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

~ Abraham Lincoln
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[Reagan]

Well, I've this funny quote which I like....
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner


Alki Homes for Sale

 

[Irene]

Well, I've this funny quote which I like....
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner

Can't disagree with that one!

 

[MilesAhead]

Bad decisions

"When you have no choice you tend to make bad decisions."

- MilesAhead

 

[StalkeR]

Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
William JamesRead

 

[JMH]

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.

William Arthur Ward

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[Irene]

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.

~ Natalie Wood
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[A Guy]

The chains of habit are generally too small to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.
~Samuel Johnson

A Guy

 

[A Guy]

The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else. The only real nobility is in being superior to your former self.
~Whitney Young

A Guy

 

[Irene]

A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.

~ Lillian Day
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[StalkeR]

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
Ronald Reagan

 

[johnwillyums]

"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave."
— Neil Gaiman (speaking as Death}