Quote of the Day - 2

[Irene]

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[BrightBlessings]

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
--Gelett Burgess

 

[A Guy]

To be happy in one's home is better than to be a chief.
~Nigerian Proverb

A Guy

 

[StalkeR]

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Buddha

 

[Irene]

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Have you ever noticed.... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

~ George Carlin
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[Hopalong X]

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Have you ever noticed.... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

~ George Carlin
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Well they are!!!!

 

[A Guy]

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
~George Carlin

A Guy

 

[BrightBlessings]

"My idea of our civilization is that it is a shoddy, poor thing and full of cruelties, vanities, arrogances, meannesses and hypocrisies" - Mark Twain

 

[The Howling Wolves]

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
~George Carlin

A Guy

Ouch!
That hurt Bill.
Don't forget tomorrow is Ash Wednesday!!
Your ashes will be Thursday...

 

[A Guy]

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
~George Carlin

A Guy

Ouch!
That hurt Bill.
Don't forget tomorrow is Ash Wednesday!!
Your ashes will be Thursday...

Can't forget something you didn't know I am an agnostic, so it doesn't mean much to me. A Guy

 

[Irene]

Theory vs practice: "In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is."

~ Yogi Berra​

 

[BrightBlessings]

Democracy is not the law of the majority but the protection of the minority. -- Albert Camus

 

[BrightBlessings]

I cannot accept that to be realistic means to tolerate misery, violence and hate. I do not believe that the hungry man should be treated as subversive for expressing his suffering. I shall never accept that the law can be used to justify tragedy, to keep things as they are, to make us abandon our ideas of a different world. Law is the path of liberty, and must as such open the way to progress for everyone. -- Oscar Arias Sanchez

 

[A Guy]

Virtue has never been as respectable as money
~Mark Twain

A Guy

 

[Irene]

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"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us"

~ 'Calvin and Hobbes', Bill Watterson
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[StalkeR]

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
Josh Billings

 

[mickey megabyte]

 

[johnwillyums]

“And the bar tender says to Renee Descartes, "Another beer?" And Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears”

Alfred Bester

 

[A Guy]

I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
~Rodney Dangerfield

A Guy

 

[Irene]

"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this."

~ Emo Phillips ​