Quote of the Day - 2

[A Guy]

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
~Rodney Dangerfield

A Guy

:roflmao::roflmao:

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.


I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

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Rodney D.​

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.

~Rodney Dangerfield

A Guy

 

[Irene]

"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender"

~ Rodney Dangerfield​

http://www.great-quotes.com/quote/704491

 

[rbeldua]

“He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever”


Chinese Proverb

 

[alfred01]

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.


Johnny Carson
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[alfred01]

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
~Rodney Dangerfield

A Guy

:roflmao::roflmao:

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.​

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.​

Rodney D.​

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.

~Rodney Dangerfield

A Guy

"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender"

~ Rodney Dangerfield
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:roflmao::roflmao:

 

[DreemWarrior]

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby

 

[alfred01]

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby

Good 1.....:roflmao:


Now I know I've used this one before but I think it deserves repeating:

I don't have a drinking problem. It's when I stop drinking I have a problem.

Dean Martin

 

[A Guy]

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
~Christopher Marlowe

A Guy

 

[rbeldua]

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby

lmao....thats true though..:roflmao: nice one!

"they say if others can do it, so can you...so let them do it"

 

[StalkeR]

Love is a better teacher than duty.
Albert Einstein

 

[johnwillyums]

"When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said yes, while the other 70% replied: "What, again??""

Silvio Belusconi, quoted in The Sunday Times. This guy is a world leader.

 

[mickey megabyte]

Power is the great aphrodisiac.

Henry A. Kissinger

(sometimes quoted as "the ultimate aphrodisiac")

 

[Irene]

"When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said yes, while the other 70% replied: "What, again??""

Silvio Belusconi, quoted in The Sunday Times. This guy is a world leader.

I must pay more attention to these World Leaders!

 

[noobvious]

"When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said yes, while the other 70% replied: "What, again??""

Silvio Belusconi, quoted in The Sunday Times. This guy is a world leader.

World leader in the ego category, as well!

 

[johnwillyums]

"Men are respectable only as they respect" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

especially world leaders

 

[DreemWarrior]

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

 

[alfred01]

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.


John F. Kennedy
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[A Guy]

Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.
~Jim Rohn

A Guy

 

[Irene]

"If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"

~ Stephen Wright
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[rbeldua]

"if torturing somebody is bad enough, try getting married"

----somebody i don't know-----