Quote of the Day - 2

[rraod]

" I don't dream at night, I dream all day; I dream for living."
Steven Spielberg

 

[BrightBlessings]

"If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe."

A sign inside a church in Northern Ireland, explaining the origin of intolerance and hate.

 

[A Guy]

The higher we soar, the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.
~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A Guy

 

[StalkeR]

There is no better high than discovery.
E. O. Wilson

 

[Barman58]

yep, ive read that too, and I'll even ONE UP ya' - i read one bag of nuts...yes, repeated ONLY NUTS which warned (thankfully) that: "these nuts may have been processed by equipment or machinery that has been used to process nuts or nut containing products in the past"!

I wish I could have framed it or blown it up to standup cardboard cutout size and hang it up!

Mike

When I was working for Hilton Hotels, some years ago, the directive came down from on high that all company, products and services, that possibly contained nuts would have to be marked accordingly.

This included the bowls of free snacks that were given out in the bars.

What the powers that be didn't expect was that the British can take thinks literally and all the Company vehicles suddenly started sporting "Warning - May Contain Nuts" labels on the engine bays

 

[The Howling Wolves]

yep, ive read that too, and I'll even ONE UP ya' - i read one bag of nuts...yes, repeated ONLY NUTS which warned (thankfully) that: "these nuts may have been processed by equipment or machinery that has been used to process nuts or nut containing products in the past"!

I wish I could have framed it or blown it up to standup cardboard cutout size and hang it up!

Mike

When I was working for Hilton Hotels, some years ago, the directive came down from on high that all company, products and services, that possibly contained nuts would have to be marked accordingly.

This included the bowls of free snacks that were given out in the bars.

What the powers that be didn't expect was that the British can take thinks literally and all the Company vehicles suddenly started sporting "Warning - May Contain Nuts" labels on the engine bays

Barman58,
Maybe John, Shawn and the rest of the powers put
"Warning This Forum - May Contain Nuts"
on Vista, 7 Forums and Eight Forums.

I know myself and a few others qualify.:shock:
THW

 

[Barman58]

Tru Dat Dennis, True dat

 

[seavixen32]

The most important nut in a car is the one holding the steering wheel.
Anon

 

[rubyrubyroo]

im going to make a rubber stamp and just walk down the isles at the local stores stamping everything with the "may have been processed by machines previously containing nuts" notice, and maybe a bunch of other things to keep what I want in stock (may contain cat pulp, or street sluge) you know. good times!

mike

 

[A Guy]

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.
~Franz Kafka

A Guy

 

[StalkeR]

No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent.
John Donne

 

[seavixen32]

It's not how fast you can go that counts, it's how fast you can stop.
Our local traffic cop after I had been booked for speeding

 

[rubyrubyroo]

No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent.
John Donne

I'd argue shortening the quote would stick closer to the actual theme of the Thread "funny quote's", while remaining equally true, less wise maybe:

• "No man is an island"

can't argue with facts :sarc:.

but i kid and all the quotes are great. - even yours StalkeR!

Good times,
Mike-ish

 

[A Guy]

A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.

~Joseph Roux

A Guy

 

[JMH]

He who finds a thought that enables him to obtain a slightly deeper glimpse into the eternal secrets of nature has been given great grace.




Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)


[J & K}

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[noobvious]

If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right. - Jules Renard

 

[rraod]

"No dream comes true, until you wake up and go to work"
Anonymous

 

[StalkeR]

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
Henry J. Kaiser

 

[GrapeLivre]

"The secret government Eggo project."

Crow - Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

 

[A Guy]

Free advice is worth the price.
~Robert Half

A Guy