Quote of the Day

[Dave76]

"If you want happiness for an hour -- take a nap. If you want happiness for a day -- go fishing. If you want happiness for a month -- get married. If you want happiness for a year -- inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime -- help someone else."

Chinese Proverb

 

[johnwillyums]

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Henny Youngman

 

[severedsolo]

I am NOT Paranoid, Paranoid people THINK the world is out to get them, I know it is. -Unknown

 

[noobvious]

“All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can’t get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer.”
– IBM Manual, 1925

 

[The Howling Wolves]

“All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can’t get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer.”
– IBM Manual, 1925

Duct tape is my tool of choice.

You will be my first project!:roflmao::roflmao:

 

[noobvious]

“All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can’t get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer.”
– IBM Manual, 1925

Duct tape is my tool of choice.
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You will be my first project!:roflmao::roflmao:

I'm not falling apart quite yet.....see me in another 10 years.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

“All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can’t get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer.”
– IBM Manual, 1925

Duct tape is my tool of choice.
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You will be my first project!:roflmao::roflmao:

I'm not falling apart quite yet.....see me in another 10 years.

In ten years!
I'll still be doing this.....

 

[A Guy]

There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again
~GW Bush

A Guy

 

[Barman58]

Duct tape is my tool of choice.
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You will be my first project!:roflmao::roflmao:

I'm not falling apart quite yet.....see me in another 10 years.

In ten years!
I'll still be doing this.....
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Dennis,

You don't look bad for your age ....

...and red suits you, so carry on

 

[android]

"Whatever."
- Squall Leonheart

 

[JMH]

Man cannot survive without air, water and sleep.
Next in importance comes food.
And close on its heels, solitude.


Thomas Szasz

 

[noobvious]

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato[/FONT]

 

[Dwarf]

The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. ~Edward R. Murrow

I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying. ~Charles C. Finn

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. ~Ambrose Bierce

What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. ~George Berkeley, 1685-1753, Irish-born British Bishop, Philosopher

 

[Borg 386]

"Education is learning what you didn't know you didn't know." - Daniel J. Boorstin

 

[Dave76]

I have no data yet. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories instead of theories to suit facts.

- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

 

[tea]

"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself"

-Carl Sagan

 

[zigzag3143]

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

Bill Watterson

 

[Borg 386]

"The surest sign there is intelligent life in the galaxy is that none of it has contacted us."

- Unknown

 

[johnwillyums]

"Whatever."
- Squall Leonheart

was that what he said?

 

[Dave76]

Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.

G. K. Chesterton