Today [3]

[DocBrown]

Then just beat me, hurt me and make me like it. View attachment 83543

Isn't that her job?

She'll work!

She can instruct me how to operate my DeLorean Anytime :devil2:

 

[Dave76]

That's something to consider, the 'driving instructor' having an accident while driving.

:huh:
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BFK, I laughed and then felt guilty, It was all your fault

Then just beat me, hurt me and make me like it. View attachment 83543

:roflmao::roflmao:

:shock:

 

[CarlTR6]

Then just beat me, hurt me and make me like it. View attachment 83543

Certainly not, we haven't even been formally introduced for goodness sake:shock:

:roflmao:
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:roflmao::roflmao:

 

[CarlTR6]

Today I am leaving for Destin, FL and a good time with my youngest daughter and her family, my son and his family and my stepdaughter. And the biggest plus is four grandchildren. See you all Monday!

 

[noobvious]

Today I am leaving for Destin, FL and a good time with my youngest daughter and her family, my son and his family and my stepdaughter. And the biggest plus is four grandchildren. See you all Monday!

Have a good trip Carl, and try to avoid getting heat stroke!

 

[pebbly]

Have a good trip Carl, enjoy the break and the family, see you monday

 

[mitchell65]

BFK, I laughed and then felt guilty, It was all your fault

Then just beat me, hurt me and make me like it. View attachment 83543

Isn't that her job?

Now I feel sure I can remember being formally introduced to her so that would be a different kettle of fish!

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Then just beat me, hurt me and make me like it. View attachment 83543

Isn't that her job?

Now I feel sure I can remember being formally introduced to her so that would be a different kettle of fish!

Who care's about be formally introduced?
Let the show begin!
Of course being a senior citizen, as I am, I have forgotten what we are talking about.

 

[Carl Lawrence]

I have not heard anything from the school yet. I have been watching Le Mans DVD starring Steve McQueen.

 

[Barman58]

Then just beat me, hurt me and make me like it. View attachment 83543

Isn't that her job?

Now I feel sure I can remember being formally introduced to her so that would be a different kettle of fish!

Attractive young ladies in devil costume and Kettles of fish - This is starting to worry me

 

[The Howling Wolves]

She probably feels like this...................



In a kettle of Piranha fish.

 

[LADYPINKtomato1]

I thought this was funny... I hope it isn't too risque.

THANK GOODNESS FOR THE ITALIANS …

A Greek and Italian were talking one day discussing who had the
superior culture. Over coffee the Greek says, "Well, we have the
Parthenon."

The Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics."

The Italian, nodding, says, "But we built the Roman Empire ."

And, so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will
end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented
sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who
Introduced it to women."​

 

[The Howling Wolves]

I thought this was funny... I hope it isn't too risque.

THANK GOODNESS FOR THE ITALIANS …

A Greek and Italian were talking one day discussing who had the
superior culture. Over coffee the Greek says, "Well, we have the
Parthenon."

The Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics."

The Italian, nodding, says, "But we built the Roman Empire ."

And, so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will
end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented
sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who
Introduced it to women."​

And now we (men) are paying for it one way or another!
That's my story and I sticking to it.:roflmao::roflmao:

 

[LADYPINKtomato1]

YEAH.. but aren't you glad they did ...????.... Ooooohhhhh yeah !!!!

 

[The Howling Wolves]

YEAH.. but aren't you glad they did ...????.... Ooooohhhhh yeah !!!!

Yes!
You got me on that one.
I just wished they would leave the lid up!:roflmao:

 

[CarlTR6]

I thought this was funny... I hope it isn't too risque.

THANK GOODNESS FOR THE ITALIANS …

A Greek and Italian were talking one day discussing who had the
superior culture. Over coffee the Greek says, "Well, we have the
Parthenon."

The Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics."

The Italian, nodding, says, "But we built the Roman Empire ."

And, so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will
end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented
sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who
Introduced it to women."​

:roflmao:

 

[A Guy]

BFK, I laughed and then felt guilty, It was all your fault

Then just beat me, hurt me and make me like it. View attachment 83543

Certainly not, we haven't even been formally introduced for goodness sake:shock:

Lol, you guys...

Today I am leaving for Destin, FL and a good time with my youngest daughter and her family, my son and his family and my stepdaughter. And the biggest plus is four grandchildren. See you all Monday!

Have fun Grandpa

I have not heard anything from the school yet. I have been watching Le Mans DVD starring Steve McQueen.

I saw that in theater when I was a kid. Used to wear a helmet I had (Evel Knievel) and a dickie (remember those!) up over my mouth like I was a race car driver after that, lol

A Guy

 

[Carl Lawrence]

My instructor rang this morning and she has done her back in. She is on tablets and they make her drowsy. so she cannot really drive/teach. I have arranged the lesson for the same time next week.

 

[Joan Archer]

I thought this was funny... I hope it isn't too risque.​

THANK GOODNESS FOR THE ITALIANS …​

A Greek and Italian were talking one day discussing who had the
superior culture. Over coffee the Greek says, "Well, we have the
Parthenon."​

The Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."​

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics."​

The Italian, nodding, says, "But we built the Roman Empire ."​

And, so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will
end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented
sex!"​

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who

Introduced it to women."​

:roflmao::devil2::roflmao:

 

[noyb]

I have arranged the lesson for the same time next week.