Solved Windows cannot get updates because of my processor?

[Sans Vans]

Since you indicate you're not very good in the realm of technology, let me give you step by step instructions. Follow them one at a time and there should be no issue.

1) Go into the control panel | Programs and Features and in Programs and Features click View installed updates to the left.

2) Now you want to uninstall two (2) updates. The first being KB4012218, and the second being KB4012219. See how I bolded the last three numbers in the update version? Just run down the list looking for those last three numbers. When found verify the entire number and uninstall both.

3) In the start orb go to the search box and enter services.msc. In Services look for a service called Windows Update. Double click it. Select stop and select the start up type from the drop down to disabled. Hit OK. Now after steps 1-3 reboot the computer.

4) Go to the start orb and in the search box enter system. You'll see System Information and just system. You want just system. In the system window where it says system type under the windows experience index it'll say if your operating system is 64 or 32. If 64 download this. If 32 download this. Install it.

5) Now you can try updates again which in my opinion are solely not needed for reasons I won't get into. But you should mark KB4012218 and KB4012219 never to download and install ever again. Those are the two updates that caused this bullcrap CPU error from the begin with. But that WUFC patch will solve this.

Edit-

I just realized something. If you want updates you'll have to turn on the Windows update service I had you turn off. If you want any recent updates just turn it on temporally. The crap being tossed down the pipe now after Windows 7 is called "old" is just that: crap.

God there are so many updates in there its so hard to see

 

[Sans Vans]

Since you indicate you're not very good in the realm of technology, let me give you step by step instructions. Follow them one at a time and there should be no issue.

1) Go into the control panel | Programs and Features and in Programs and Features click View installed updates to the left.

2) Now you want to uninstall two (2) updates. The first being KB4012218, and the second being KB4012219. See how I bolded the last three numbers in the update version? Just run down the list looking for those last three numbers. When found verify the entire number and uninstall both.

3) In the start orb go to the search box and enter services.msc. In Services look for a service called Windows Update. Double click it. Select stop and select the start up type from the drop down to disabled. Hit OK. Now after steps 1-3 reboot the computer.

4) Go to the start orb and in the search box enter system. You'll see System Information and just system. You want just system. In the system window where it says system type under the windows experience index it'll say if your operating system is 64 or 32. If 64 download this. If 32 download this. Install it.

5) Now you can try updates again which in my opinion are solely not needed for reasons I won't get into. But you should mark KB4012218 and KB4012219 never to download and install ever again. Those are the two updates that caused this bullcrap CPU error from the begin with. But that WUFC patch will solve this.

Edit-

I just realized something. If you want updates you'll have to turn on the Windows update service I had you turn off. If you want any recent updates just turn it on temporally. The crap being tossed down the pipe now after Windows 7 is called "old" is just that: crap.

I swear I looked through each one of those and none had them, is there like a way to search for them or something?

 

[Sans Vans]

Since you indicate you're not very good in the realm of technology, let me give you step by step instructions. Follow them one at a time and there should be no issue.

1) Go into the control panel | Programs and Features and in Programs and Features click View installed updates to the left.

2) Now you want to uninstall two (2) updates. The first being KB4012218, and the second being KB4012219. See how I bolded the last three numbers in the update version? Just run down the list looking for those last three numbers. When found verify the entire number and uninstall both.

3) In the start orb go to the search box and enter services.msc. In Services look for a service called Windows Update. Double click it. Select stop and select the start up type from the drop down to disabled. Hit OK. Now after steps 1-3 reboot the computer.

4) Go to the start orb and in the search box enter system. You'll see System Information and just system. You want just system. In the system window where it says system type under the windows experience index it'll say if your operating system is 64 or 32. If 64 download this. If 32 download this. Install it.

5) Now you can try updates again which in my opinion are solely not needed for reasons I won't get into. But you should mark KB4012218 and KB4012219 never to download and install ever again. Those are the two updates that caused this bullcrap CPU error from the begin with. But that WUFC patch will solve this.

Edit-

I just realized something. If you want updates you'll have to turn on the Windows update service I had you turn off. If you want any recent updates just turn it on temporally. The crap being tossed down the pipe now after Windows 7 is called "old" is just that: crap.

Yeah, I just found a way to search the installed updates and it didn't show up... what do I do?

 

[Sans Vans]

And for images of it:

And If I regularly search up "KB":

 

[file3456]

Skip to step 4. I'm sure the patch will just nullify the CPU error you are seeing.

 

[Sans Vans]

Skip to step 4. I'm sure the patch will just nullify the CPU error you are seeing.

Ok Thanks.

Lets hope this works

 

[Sans Vans]

Sorry for the hiatus, I am busy.
I'll probably be back near friday/saturday.
I might be back by tomorrow.
Sorry again,

I'll post the results on the day I'm back as well.

 

[Sans Vans]

Ayee, the updates were actually scanned this time! Thanks!

 

[file3456]

Please mark this thread as solved.

 

[Sans Vans]

Please mark this thread as solved.

Yeah sorry i thought about it and said "oh wait I forgot to mark it as solved"

 

[Sans Vans]

Ima open that performance and maintenance thing now.