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  1. BrightBlessings
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  3. MrsHDixon
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    ..............I love the last one!
    Yep....and I'm still laughing!
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  4. BlackSparrow
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       New #903

    so many jokes to look at! Last one made me laugh my arse off xD
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  6. jadinolf
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    A Guy said:
    I see where Monica Lewinsky is now voting Republican.

    Apparently the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.


    A Guy
    Can you imagine kissing her?

    What's the first thing you think of after doing it?
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  7. mitchell65
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    My joke of the day "Windows 8"
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  8. whs
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  10. Lady Fitzgerald
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    whs said:
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    That would be funny if it wasn't so true.
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  11. Trevers1987
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    Here's one for the man with a dry sense of humour.
    What did the grape do when it got stood on ?..........
    ... let out a little Wine

    Got that from the back of a penguin wrapper years ago. the only person ever to find it funny was a blonde girl I took for lunch one day that ask me why my mash was green ???? It was mushy pea's now that's just plain thick lmfao
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  12. Trevers1987
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       New #909

    Wife text husband on a cold winters morning"Windows frozen".............
    Husband text back "pour some luke warm water over it"...................
    Wife text back "computer completely f**ked now"
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  13. BrightBlessings
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    An engineer, a physicist, and a statistician were moose hunting in northern Canada. After a short walk through the marshes they spotted a HUGE moose, 150 meters away. The engineer raised his gun and fired at the moose. A puff of dust showed that the bullet landed 3 meters to the right of the moose.
    The physicist, realizing that there was a substantial breeze that the engineer did not account for, aimed to the left of the moose and fired. The bullet landed 3 meters to the left of the moose.
    The statistician jumped up and down screaming, "We got him! We got him!"
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