Anyone need some money?

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I don't have the time to spendall this money so if anyone has the time help yourself. ;)



Standard Chartered Bank
1 Basinghall Avenue, London
EC2V 5DD, United Kingdom
(PH) +44 207 193 9687
(MB) +44 793 393 3077
(FX) +44 207 691 7634
Email: [email protected]



Prepared by: Graham Harris
Senior Auditor

I apologize if the contents hereunder are contrary to your moral ethics, but please treat it with absolute secrecy and personal courtesy. I am Graham Harris an auditor in at the Standard Chartered Bank here in London UK, in the process of auditing our bank accounts for the third quarter of the year, I recently discovered that there was a dormant account valued at the sum £7,394,890.00 (Seven Million, three hundred and ninety four thousand, eight hundred and ninety British Pounds Sterling) and after due verification of this account I discovered that the account owner was late. That is why the account has been dormant and as such the funds are lying unclaimed in the bank.

The idea of presenting a foreigner to act as his next of kin came into my mind so as to have the total sum of £7,394,890.00 transferred and willed to you due to the fact that you bear the same surname with the deceased.

In view of this, I am personally seeking for your co-operation and understanding to stand as the next of kin to the deceased customer, to enable us claim the fund from my bank. Hence, if this proposal is OK by you and you do not wish to take undue advantage of my trust, kindly get back to me immediately, strictly via my contact details above to enable me enlighten you on how we are to proceed.

I will appreciate if the details below are confirmed back to me in your next email in order for me to prepare the (MOU), MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING that both of us will endorse in other for both parties to be protected.


FULL NAME:
CONTACT ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBER (S):
SEX/AGE:
NATIONALITY:
OCCUPATION/PROFESSION:


On getting your response with the above details, we shall agree on the percentage ratio on how the funds shall be disbursed between ourselves, as I intend to invest part of our own share in real estate or any lucrative business in your country, and I would appreciate if you can put me in the right part where I can invest my own share.

Is rest assured that this business is 100% risk free.

I wait for your prompt response.

Sincerely,
Graham Harris
 

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That one is alot better written than the one I got! :p
 

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Hey BFK
Hold out for at least 20,000,000 pound sterling and if this is the same Graham Harris that lives in Nigeria he is totally trustworthy.
 

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BTW that banks phone # is +44 (0) 20 7885 6542
 

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$5.00 O.B.O. - Just about as believable!
 

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I don't have the time to spendall this money so if anyone has the time help yourself. ;)

Thanks Ted - that is very generous of you :)

In fact I even included all of my bank details/passwords when I replied, as a sign of faith on my behalf.

With a guarantee like this:

Is rest assured that this business is 100% risk free.

How can you go wrong!?
 

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Man I missed this :( But I guess I am too young also :o
 

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One of my friends Dad is a director of Standard Chartered Bank, and he is sure not offering me any money! Still, I guess I am just not related to this unnamed late person as you are ;)
 

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What amazes me is that people actually fall for these things :p
 

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To embarrassed to tell lol
I recently discovered that there was a dormant account valued at the sum £7,394,890.00 (Seven Million, three hundred and ninety four thousand, eight hundred and ninety British Pounds Sterling) and after due verification of this account I discovered that the account owner was late.

Maybe the account holder was unavoidably delayed and he'll show up tomorrow. Pretty strict bank if you don't show up on time.

:roflmao:
 

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When those things first started a few years ago, I got an email every month it seemed. I could not quite decide what the scam was. I think all the info he asked for was name, address and phone number. So I sent it in and he did call me. The first two calls he was just arranging details, without actually doing anything. I guess he was just building up my confidence. On the third call he finally asked me for a small percentage of the money I would receive as a "Handling Fee". It was about $200 as I recall. It was at that point that I told him to leave me alone and hung up. He still called back a couple times the next week until he finally decided he was wasting his time. == My mother is 85 years old and still lives by herself. Two or three times people have called her and done this to her. They get her to OK a bank debit and take the money straight from her account. We have always gotten it back with the banks help. Hopefully I have impressed upon her to not do it again.
 

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