When I wuz a Noob!
Lady, that reminds me of my first encounter with a computer. After an industrial injury in a former career as a workshop foreman, I became disabled. I retrained via a College for Disabled and entered a 13 month course in Business and Administration. I was given a workstation and had no clue how to begin, so I spent the first 2 weeks just familiarising myself with this strange machine, under instruction from a severely-disabled resident Tutor who worked from a specially-designed wheelchair. I am the kind of guy who goes at a problem head on, so I also enrolled at a local Technical college for Saturday IT classes.
I changed horses after a couple of weeks and qualified as an Accountant in 11 months. I worked for a time at that profession, still carrying on with the Saturday courses, but my heart was not in the Accounting business, although I was promoted within the Motor Sales Group where I worked, after discovering and exposing a large Fraud case in one chain of 3 garages. When I eventually obtained IT qualifications, I took another position in Local Government. I left that as my condition deteriorated, took a small pay off and set up as a printer of business stationery, brochure packs for entertainers and Prospectus packs for independent schools. That was my last career before retirement.
From the age of 52, after having been employed in purely technical/manual engineering work, I found myself confronting computers and using them to work. It was a totally foreign working environment to me and I clearly recall the complete bafflement of those first weeks, until I realised that computers are tools, just as the contents of my old toolboxes had been. Being surrounded by some severely disabled young people, all with great senses of humour at the College, helped.
I am long retired now from full time work, but I still build and maintain PC's for family and friends and I still enjoy doing that. I have just bought my first Android device (a Hudl2) and am having fun syncing it to my desktop and my wife's laptop, and making it do several things it was not designed to do. Learning is not just for the young!