Today [5]

[DocBrown]

So I just found out that because of my current status as an IT student, I can get Windows 7 Professional x86 or x64, with genuine serials, for free through MSDN... oh and did I mention there is no cap on the number of them I can get?

Good News,


Just don't sell them or give them away as per MS regulations

 

[LADYPINKtomato1]

I hope you'll enjoy yours....which ever one you choose.
Right Doc

 

[Benjamin Hall]

I am NEVER eating a chicken nugget again.... You can thank me later for this one...

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
*smack*

SOURCE

 

[Lollies]

I have today and tomorrow off and I JUST woke up... There goes one of my days off down the drain, I can't do any of the stuff I wanted to get done now

 

[Benjamin Hall]

Good News,
Just don't sell them or give them away as per MS regulations[/QUOTE]

Noo I won't, that's piracy!

I absolutely DESPISE pirates.

 

[LADYPINKtomato1]

Lollies hi.... you needed the rest.. count it well used time...
now enjoy the rest of your off time.

 

[LADYPINKtomato1]

Ben ....gosh I sure hate you told me the above..
It's like tuna in a can.. I love it.. don't tell me about it ..
Tuna salad is a favorite to make a sandwich with... when I'm rushed.

 

[Lollies]

Lollies hi.... you needed the rest.. count it well used time...
now enjoy the rest of your off time.

I probably did but now I'm going to be up all night and all I have to do is mess with my new comp parts but I'm still kinda sleepy so i don't wanna start rebuilding my pc and do something stupid because I'm tired. Besides that stores are closed so that stuff will have to wait till tomorrow.

 

[derekimo]

I am NEVER eating a chicken nugget again.... You can thank me later for this one...

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
*smack*

SOURCE

Looks like softserve ice cream. :huh:

 

[noobvious]

I am NEVER eating a chicken nugget again.... You can thank me later for this one...

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
*smack*

SOURCE

Suddenly, I'm hungry!
:roflmao:

 

[derekimo]

Doesn't look that bad does it. :roflmao:

 

[boohbah]

Today started out a bit spooky....check the post count

 

[Carl Lawrence]

It is too wet and windy for walking the dog. I recently got told off about leaving my PC plugged in all the time. Also I have just joined these forums: QueerUK - Gay News, Gay Forums and Gay Guide

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Just read an e-mail sent to me about Julie Andrews changing the lyrics to the Famous song
"The Sound of Music...


It wouldn't be funny if it weren't so true... Julie Andrews turned 69 and to commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favourite Things" from the legendary movie "The Sound Of Music."

Here are the actual lyrics she used:

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Cadillac's and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favourite things..

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short, shrunken frames,
When we remember our favourite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

She got a 4 minute standing ovation!

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

I am NEVER eating a chicken nugget again.... You can thank me later for this one...



Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
*smack*

SOURCE

... and you didn't know this is the way processed chicken is created, where have you been?

 

[CarlTR6]

So I just found out that because of my current status as an IT student, I can get Windows 7 Professional x86 or x64, with genuine serials, for free through MSDN... oh and did I mention there is no cap on the number of them I can get?

Can't complain about that price!

I am NEVER eating a chicken nugget again.... You can thank me later for this one...

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
*smack*

SOURCE

I knew that and it applies to most processed meats and fish - tuna, salmon, deviled ham, Spam, baloney, etc.

I am NEVER eating a chicken nugget again.... You can thank me later for this one...

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
*smack*

SOURCE

Looks like softserve ice cream. :huh:

That is what I thought, too.

Just read an e-mail sent to me about Julie Andrews changing the lyrics to the Famous song
"The Sound of Music...


It wouldn't be funny if it weren't so true... Julie Andrews turned 69 and to commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favourite Things" from the legendary movie "The Sound Of Music."

Here are the actual lyrics she used:

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Cadillac's and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favourite things..

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short, shrunken frames,
When we remember our favourite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

She got a 4 minute standing ovation!

I can relate!!

 

[Dinesh]

Today, infact right now, I m assisting a customer with her mobile broadband and since she did not have any AV installed so I m guiding her to install MSE.

 

[pebbly]

Today, infact right now, I m assisting a customer with her mobile broadband and since she did not have any AV installed so I m guiding her to install MSE.

Good advice and choice Dinesh

 

[Dinesh]

Today, infact right now, I m assisting a customer with her mobile broadband and since she did not have any AV installed so I m guiding her to install MSE.

Good advice and choice Dinesh

Hi, the customer was so dumb novice. After struggling for 30 mins, I gave up and asked her to speak with the tech support of her PC. She could not even download the MSE file from the internet.

 

[iseeuu]

Just read an e-mail sent to me about Julie Andrews changing the lyrics to the Famous song
"The Sound of Music...

She got a 4 minute standing ovation!

I can relate!!

Dennis, Carl ... I think one would have to be of a certain age to really appreciate the humor there ...