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#571
γιατί το κοτόπουλο διασχίζουν το δρόμο; ...that's greek
για να φτάσουμε στην άλλη πλευρά
the first line is "why did the chicken cross the road"
someone complained instead of laughing, so no more jokes from me
Not long after this, a fourth guy died and when he arrived at the pearly gates St. Peter met him and asked the same questions that he asked the other guys. The fourth guy replied "75 years" and again, like the third guy, said that he'd not even looked at another woman, treated her like royalty and whatever she wanted to do, he was more than happy to support her.
St. Peter was more than impressed, and he gave the man a top of the range Bentley convertible.
For a while, the man was very happy driving around in his luxury car. Then he came across the other guys. The third guy had, by this time, recovered and was looking forward to a game of golf with his two buddies, but unfortunately their cars had broken down. Being the nice man that he is, he immediately offered the others a ride in his Bentley, in return for which the others invited him to play golf with them.
On the way to the golf club, the third man once again saw his wife on the skateboard, this time coming towards them. They soon passed each other, and not a word was said.
Not long after, they saw someone in the distance. She was wearing roller skates, and as they got nearer to each other the fourth man suddenly exclaimed "Bloody 'ell, that's my wife!" The others said to him "You told us that you treated her like royalty, and that you did everything that she wanted." The man replied "Yes, I did. She told me to always wear a blindfold and earmuffs in her presence because she didn't like me to see or hear what she was doing. I guess that I was a bit naive, but now I understand." He began to sob uncontrollably. The others did their best to console him, and even his wife stopped and tried to comfort him.
All of a sudden, St. Peter arrived and, in a booming voice, said "Come home to bed, Mavis. It's well past your bed time, and the bed is awfully cold without you."