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#701
Two Minnesota Engineers
Sven and Ole, two Minnesota engineers, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A Woman walks by and asks what they were doing.
"Ve're supposed to find da height of dis flagpole, " said Sven, "but ve don't haff a ladder."
The woman takes a wrench from her purse, loosens a couple bolts, and lays the pole down on the ground.
Then takes a tape measure from her pocketbook, takes a measurement and announces, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walks away.
Ole shakes his head and laughs. "Ain't dat just like a voman! Ve ask fer da height and she gives us da length!"
Sven and Ole have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently serving in the United States Senate.