Jokes Thread

[The Howling Wolves]

DJ,
Don't even go that far here in 7 forums. Edit or delete it.
I want you around for a long time so cool your jets or I'll spank you!
Now go help someone and all will be forgiven....

 

[DJROD]

Ohhhhhhhh i didnt know. So no cursing? If so my bad. SORRY MODS!!!! If that was a bad one...you can delete it.

 

[Joan Archer]

You have to remember that we have some young members here so we try not to go too far when it comes to the jokes around here.

 

[CarlTR6]

Your alright beauparc. no worries. Here in the US, we don't have Gypsies. I hear they are a problem in Europe....

Edit: I thought the joke was hillarious so dont worry.

Incorrect; yes we do.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Joan and I are some of the young ones around here. Well Joan is anyway as I am older than dirt.
Our ears are very sensitive to foul words.

 

[DJROD]

All my jokes will be rated G from now on...starting with my next joke:

 

[DJROD]

Why did the chicken cross the road?



To get to the otherside. There!!?!!

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

Why did the chicken cross the road?



To get to the otherside. There!!?!!

I guess you told them! :roflmao:

 

[DJROD]

See Bare Foot...not all my jokes are bad huh. LOL.

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

See Bare Foot...not all my jokes are bad huh. LOL.

Well done!

 

[DocBrown]

Tough Time

rb:

I had the toughest time of my life.
First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just
as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double
pneumonia and phthisis.


Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by
tonsillectomy.


These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I
completely lost lost my memory for a while. I know I had
diabetes and acute indigestion, besides gastritis,
rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis.



rb:

I don't know how I pulled through it.

rb:


:ar:

:ar:

:ar:

:ar:

It was the most difficult spelling test I've ever had !!!


rb:

 

[DJROD]

Nice one Doc.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

You might be a redneck if...

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car

Your home is your car

 

[DJROD]

See Howling.....my joke that they took off cant be no worst then the one u just posted. No way. I have alllllll these jokes i wanna post but cant.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

See Howling.....my joke that they took off cant be no worst then the one u just posted. No way. I have alllllll these jokes i wanna post but cant.

Don't post any of them until you see responses to mine.
No sense of us both being banned on the same day.

 

[DJROD]

See Howling.....my joke that they took off cant be no worst then the one u just posted. No way. I have alllllll these jokes i wanna post but cant.

Don't post any of them until you see responses to mine.
No sense of us both being banned on the same day.

Im not gonna gamble. Gonna leave all my good ones out. Let me see what i have.....

 

[The Howling Wolves]

See Howling.....my joke that they took off cant be no worst then the one u just posted. No way. I have alllllll these jokes i wanna post but cant.

Don't post any of them until you see responses to mine.
No sense of us both being banned on the same day.

Im not gonna gamble. Gonna leave all my good ones out. Let me see what i have.....

Blonde jokes are good...

 

[DJROD]

Dang. Most of mine are R Rated i just noticed. But there toooooooo funny. A few are ok....but im not even gonna gamble. A few arent too bad.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Dang. Most of mine are R Rated i just noticed. But there toooooooo funny. A few are ok....but im not even gonna gamble. A few arent too bad.

Best advice I can give you is leave the jokes thread to others and work on helping others or learn by reading other posts.
I can get myself into enough trouble without even coming here so I rarely visit here.

 

[DJROD]

Thats my only choice. It would be kool if they had a certain section for the adult type users. But again...its suppose to be a Windows type forum. Not for anything else anyway.