How to create a signature in Windows Live Mail????

[XmisterIS]

This is driving me ***nuts***

I tried to follow the instructions from Microsoft themselves, given here: How do I create a signature in Windows Live Mail? - Windows Help

BUT, when I come to this instruction:

"In the upper-left corner, open the File menu, click Options, and then click Mail."

I look in the upper-left corner ... and there just plain down ISN'T a "file menu" ... not one that I can see, at least.

Now, I must be very very very very stupid, but I've been trying for the last half an hour to do this and I just can't down and do it!

I want to smash the computer ...

... but I wont.

 

[ThrashZone]

Hi and welcome to SevenForums,
The File button is actually the blue button I'm not sure why they call it File anymore :/
I believe Alt+F still opens it thought ?