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I'm gonna try that. Let's see, I'll need:

some bikes - check :)
some cable - check :D
and some girls - ... ummm ... never mind ... :rolleyes:
 

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Thats very funny :D
 

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:roflmao::roflmao: Very funny video !
 

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Just a clarification: Contrex (also called Contrexeville) is a French mineral water which is supposed to help you loose weight.
 

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Guaranteed to put a smile on your face!!!! One of the cutest videos ever!
 

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320GB 5400RPM SATA Hard Drive with HP ProtectSmart Hard Drive Protection
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Built-in HP
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Built in - Synaptics TouchPad V6.5 on PS/2 Port
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Max
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Clever :)

I recognized the music btw...that's Comment Te Dire Adieu...Jimmy Somerville sang this in the late 80s, I still have that version :)
 

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I've got the version (the original one) by Françoise Hardy on CD - nice song :-) And funny video clip :-D
 

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Hahahaha :d
 

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Chrome
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