Jokes Thread

[TheSchaft]

This post DID self-destruct.

But I got the schaft anyway.

Ah, the post self-destructed, but TheSchaft saved it.

(Is that badge gold or brass?)

"What has been seen cannot be unseen."

 

[Antman]

...Is that badge gold or brass?...

The badge is gold. Brass are the other two things.

I did not think my wave function would collapse here as the Great Redactor might come along and clean up my smaller messes.

 

[TheSchaft]

...Is that badge gold or brass?...

The badge is gold. Brass are the other two things.

I did not think my wave function would collapse here as the Great Redactor might come along and clean up my smaller messes.

TheSchaft is a kind and loving person.

Your response shall be edited out so that the Great Redactor will not have reason to chastise you.

 

[Antman]

...Is that badge gold or brass?...

The badge is gold. Brass are the other two things.

I did not think my wave function would collapse here as the Great Redactor might come along and clean up my smaller messes.

TheSchaft is a kind and loving person.

Your response shall be edited out so that the Great Redactor will not have reason to chastise you.

Chuckle. This thread is my light work.

 

[echrada]

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,

He dialled the employers home phone number and was greeted with a
Child’s whisper.

"Hello"

"Is your daddy home?" he asked

"Yes" whispered the small voice

"May I talk with him?"

"No"

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mummy there?"

"Yes"

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No"

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
Asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes, whispered the boy, "a policeman"

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he’s busy", whispered the child

"Busy doing what?"

Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman", came the answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter, through
the Earpiece on the phone, the boss asked , "What’s that noise?"

"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?!", demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed The
helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked , "What are
they searching For?!!."

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled
giggle............



"ME".

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

Hello Echrada, that's rather appropriate as this just happened a couple days ago.

http://www.sevenforums.com/chillout-room/29320-boy-6-floats-away-homemade-balloon-colo.html

 

[Antman]

Hello Echrada, that's rather appropriate as this just happened a couple days ago.

http://www.sevenforums.com/chillout-room/29320-boy-6-floats-away-homemade-balloon-colo.html

Scam. Fraud.

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

Hello Echrada, that's rather appropriate as this just happened a couple days ago.

http://www.sevenforums.com/chillout-room/29320-boy-6-floats-away-homemade-balloon-colo.html

Scam. Fraud.

Have you seen that the cops are having 'conversations' with them?

 

[Tews]

The Local Sheriff said this morning that the case has been referred to Federal Prosecutors for charges to be filed on Monday... This guy deserves everything he gets...

 

[Antman]

Colorado will submit an invoice to the father, at a minimum.

What I failed to grasp, at the time of the event, was how no one could tell that there was no object inside the balloon.

 

[patio]

Just looking at the shape of it told me it was empty...

Had it been carrying that 60 lb. boy it would have been elongated vertically more than it was...

Not to be judgemental but that boy's Father is a twisted individual...

 

[Kari]

Authorities search house in 'balloon boy' case - CNN.com

 

[TheSchaft]

Can't make this up, folks. Actual book, actual cover.

http://www.nostarch.com/newmac_leopard.htm

(Isn't it cute?)

 

[Antman]

Why does the Easter Bunny hides his eggs?

 

[jfar]

I don't know, Why does the Easter Bunny hides his eggs?

 

[Antman]

He doesn't want people to know that he's been sleeping with chickens.

 

[jfar]

Which brings us back to that age old question, who came first, the chicken or the egg, and now we have a rabbit thrown into the mix.

 

[Antman]

The rooster.

Duh.

 

[jfar]

So I suppose the rabbit said afterwards, I wouldn't do that again for a hundred Bucks.

 

[mickey megabyte]

i don't think the rabbit actually did anything.

he chickened out, coz it wasn't very bunny.