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It's green colored and stands on ski's....



Skiwi



:D
 

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A young woman, tired of having to work, decides to marry a rich husband in his 70's.

On their honeymoon night, they go to their bedrooms and as the bride is undressing, she hears a knock on the door. She opens it, and there is her husband, obviously "ready to go."

He enters, they make passionate love for about 20 minutes, and then he kisses her and leaves.

About 15 minutes later, as she is lying in bed, reading a magazine, she hears a knock on the door. She goes to open it, and there is her new husband, looking at her, and she can tell he's "ready to go."

They make passionate love for about 30 minutes, he then tenderly kisses her cheek, and departs.

As the new bride is starting to doze off, she hears a knock on the door. Looking at the clock she see's only 1/2 an hour has gone by.

She opens the door, and there is her husband. He grabs her hand, kisses her and they make passionate love.

As they finish, she whispers in his ear "Wow Honey, you are one Tiger! I know men in their 20's that have problems making it once or twice, let alone three times!"

With a quizzical look, he says "You mean I've already been here?"
 

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I didn't write this.. I'm just passing it along.An observation of mine only..
we just think differently.:)

An English professor wrote the words:







"A woman without her man is nothing"

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.


All of the males in the class wrote:





"A woman, without her man, is nothing."









All the females in the class wrote:






"A woman: without her, man is nothing."


















Punctuation is powerful
 

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I have no idea what all this actually means
I guess it depends on WHO's doing the punctuation. :roflmao:
 

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derek....exactly...lol......:D
 

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I have no idea what all this actually means
Hi LPt,
How you been? :D
 

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Hi LPt,
How you been? :D

derek hi ya..I'm great.. :) it's been really hot here.. I've been hibernating inside under the AC..
Always nice to see you here....I've been catching up after a few days in Branson. Mo with my Sister.. we had a great time... taking a few special things.. along with a lot of shopping and great restaurants.
I hope all is well with you.
Enjoy your weekend!!!!..[ATTACH]84325[/ATTACH]
 
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•Fast Wi-Fi wireless and wired Gigabit Ethernet networking
•HDMI output
•Kensington lock slot
I have no idea what all this actually means
Hi LPt,
How you been? :D

derek hi ya..I'm great.. :) it's been really hot here.. I've been hibernating inside under the AC..
Always nice to see you here....I've been catching up after a few days in Branson. Mo with my Sister.. we had a great time... taking a few special things.. along with a lot of shopping and great restaurants.
I hope all is well with you.
Enjoy your weekend!!!!..[ATTACH]84325[/ATTACH]

Thank you,
You have a great weekend too! :)
 

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Romance
 

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I can only say this M8y.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. fetch de rum yu slobs!
Good find Capt. Jack
 

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Cos they just aaarrgggh
 

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"What does aaarrrggghhh mean?"
 

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Did you hear about the new Pirate Movie?

It's rated ARRRRRRRRR!
 

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It starts everything with Arrrrrr .... getting angry, I translated wtf, and got
"Ahoy, what's the **c* Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!"
 

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COURAGE?


What is the meaning of courage?

Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight?
Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat?
Is it to practice free fall parachuting?
Is it bungee jumping?
Wild water rafting?

Bullshit! Those are nothing!
THIS, my friend, is COURAGE!!!
 

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