Jokes Thread

[Bare Foot Kid]

A Finnish website, but the joke is in English so you will understand it. An iPad ad...
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=71511

That's a good one.

 

[arkhi]

OMG, that is how the gravity gun will come to be...
well, at least they are using a torque wrench to tighten the bolts on the LHC

It will probably evolve in to a crowbar pretty soon. :roflmao:

 

[kucing13]

Gordon freeman in disguise... where's the headcrab?

 

[ryo]

Which one do you choose??

 

[kucing13]

Google Products We'll Never See

1. Google Hitman Assistant - Find, schedule, and collect on all your assassinations with this suite of products.

2. Googlearchy - Tired of democracy? Install the government that everyone loves without annoying pop-up ads.

3. Google Smite - An extension of Google Earth; uses laser beams attached to satellites to exact revenge or just have some fun for paid subscribers.

4. Google Carnage - Use real-time satellite images to zoom in an see car, train, or plane crashes and other disasters.

5. Google Ogle - The hottest unsecured webcams on the Internet.


6. Googlebator - Google's first attempt at hardware; to be used in conjunction with Google Ogle

7. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.

8. Google Telegraph - Dash-Dot, Dash-Dash-Dash, Dash


9. Google Gaggle - The only search engine for geese.


10. Google Invading Force - Some pesky third world country got you down? Send in the troops with Google's new troop management tool.


11. Gogoel - Search tool for dyslexics.

 

[Kari]

Google Products We'll Never See

7. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.

And for those husbands who do not use Google, to be used when the night was fun, with too much beer, you forgot to go home or even call the wife, when the next day starts with a headache and you notice you wake up in a wrong bed:

Call your wife and say: "Please honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped."

 

[kucing13]

Google Products We'll Never See

7. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.

And for those husbands who do not use Google, to be used when the night was fun, with too much beer, you forgot to go home or even call the wife, when the next day starts with a headache and you notice you wake up in a wrong bed:

Call your wife and say: "Please honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped."

:roflmao::roflmao:

 

[Thorsen]

Google Products We'll Never See

7. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.

And for those husbands who do not use Google, to be used when the night was fun, with too much beer, you forgot to go home or even call the wife, when the next day starts with a headache and you notice you wake up in a wrong bed:

Call your wife and say: "Please honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped."

and you'll see it on Google Carnage. Fun for all!

 

[wallyinnc]

And for those husbands who do not use Google, to be used when the night was fun, with too much beer, you forgot to go home or even call the wife, when the next day starts with a headache and you notice you wake up in a wrong bed:

Call your wife and say: "Please honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped."

I tried that. She said she didn't intend to pay anyway... :sarc:

 

[noobvious]

This was not actually intended as a joke, but it certainly is as funny as many jokes......an actual post in another forum today, by someone truly clueless!

 

[derekimo]

This was not actually intended as a joke, but it certainly is as funny as many jokes......an actual post in another forum today, by someone truly clueless!

:roflmao:

 

[Kari]

This was not actually intended as a joke, but it certainly is as funny as many jokes......an actual post in another forum today, by someone truly clueless!

That's so ridiculous it's hard to believe it's real! Could it be it was intended as a joke?

 

[noobvious]

This was not actually intended as a joke, but it certainly is as funny as many jokes......an actual post in another forum today, by someone truly clueless!

That's so ridiculous it's hard to believe it's real! Could it be it was intended as a joke?

At first, I wondered the same thing......but no, it was for real......here's a snip from later in the thread. NSFW language warning!

 

[derekimo]

This was not actually intended as a joke, but it certainly is as funny as many jokes......an actual post in another forum today, by someone truly clueless!

That's so ridiculous it's hard to believe it's real! Could it be it was intended as a joke?

At first, I wondered the same thing......but no, it was for real......here's a snip from later in the thread. NSFW language warning!

Can't spell either!:roflmao:

 

[wallyinnc]

This was not actually intended as a joke, but it certainly is as funny as many jokes......an actual post in another forum today, by someone truly clueless!

That's so ridiculous it's hard to believe it's real! Could it be it was intended as a joke?

At first, I wondered the same thing......but no, it was for real......here's a snip from later in the thread. NSFW language warning!

An ignorant jerk... I hope he doesn't have a problem with Windows 7 and end up here....

 

[noobvious]

That's so ridiculous it's hard to believe it's real! Could it be it was intended as a joke?

At first, I wondered the same thing......but no, it was for real......here's a snip from later in the thread. NSFW language warning!

An ignorant jerk... I hope he doesn't have a problem with Windows 7 and end up here....

If so, it's a good thing we have an Airbot!

 

[wallyinnc]

Exactly. He will be assimilated and spewed out... :devil2:

 

[kucing13]

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

there's a circus in town and this one is a funny clown

 

[CarlTR6]

This was not actually intended as a joke, but it certainly is as funny as many jokes......an actual post in another forum today, by someone truly clueless!

Clueless does not begin to describe this poster.

 

[PooMan UK]

iPAD

:roflmao: