New Win 7 Build!

[Airbot]

Hey guys..just got back from the year 2032..wanted to show you the new build I just installed a while ago.

It's weird because even in the year 2032, MS is still compiling windows 7 builds and it's still called windows 7.

Not much if any real new design features either and just x64.

Well, here it is....enjoy

 

[z3r010]

Thats sooo bizare, when I went to the future they were on windows 8!!

 

[echrada]

Obviously visited parallel universes where MS reigns supreme!

 

[z3r010]

Those temporal rifts are so unpredictable.

 

[Airbot]

Perhaps we did cross thru alternate time lines. :huh:

 

[Dwarf]

Here are the system requirements for the latest version Windows Einstein vBrains2.0:

• 1 THz 256-bit (x256) or 512-bit (x512) processor (32-core required)
• 512 GB system memory (minimum), 1 TB (recommended)
• 10 TB hard drive with at least 512 GB of free space
• Support for DirectX 256 graphics with:
  • WDDM rev256 Driver with Quantum Extensions
  • 128 GB of graphics memory (minimum on-board)
  • Pixel Shader 128.0 in hardware
  • 256 bits per pixel
• Holographic monitor capable of at least 1,440,000 x 900,000 resolution
• Dual-layer capable Blu-ray drive
• Audio Output
• Quad-channel Internet Access (minimum speed: 10 Mb/channel)

 

[z3r010]

Perhaps we did cross thru alternate time lines. :huh:

I wonder if it was caused by the method of time travel?

I created my time machine using the two of the hotest things on the planet (Athlon XP's) to super heat a single atom of Fermium, this then opened the temperal rift

 

[Airbot]

I wonder if it was caused by the method of time travel?

I created my time machine using the two of the hotest things on the planet (Athlon XP's) to super heat a single atom of Fermium, this then opened the temperal rift

Oh..well..there you go. I just used a telephone booth.

 

[swarfega]

Here are the system requirements for the latest version Windows Einstein vBrains2.0:

• 1 THz 256-bit (x256) or 512-bit (x512) processor (32-core required)
• 512 GB system memory (minimum), 1 TB (recommended)
• 10 TB hard drive with at least 512 GB of free space
• Support for DirectX 256 graphics with:
  • WDDM rev256 Driver with Quantum Extensions
  • 128 GB of graphics memory (minimum on-board)
  • Pixel Shader 128.0 in hardware
  • 256 bits per pixel
• Holographic monitor capable of at least 1,440,000 x 900,000 resolution
• Dual-layer capable Blu-ray drive
• Audio Output
• Quad-channel Internet Access (minimum speed: 10 Mb/channel)

blu-ray wont be around by then. Itl be 3 dimentional holographic data cubes.

 

[Dwarf]

blu-ray wont be around by then. Itl be 3 dimentional holographic data cubes.

Sorry. I listed the alternative media version by mistake.

Of course, with the holographic data cubes only 1 is sufficient to contain this version of the OS. The alternative media version requires 16 discs for the basic version and 32 discs for the ultimate version.

 

[echrada]

All back to cubes!

 

[Barman58]

Can we have cake for the launch party?

 

[scrooge]

i thought i'd be a 128 bit os by then..

 

[jfar]

Hi,in the year 2032,did you notice much damage to the Earth,because of that strange Planet that crashed head on into it in 2012 ?.

 

[echrada]

You mean some Dynosaurs are going to die again?

 

[garysgold]

Why should I go to 128 bit. My software is all 64 bit (except IE and no flash for that) and all I do is email and such so 160 GB of ram should be enough. Will I really see any improvement????

 

[Ex_Brit]

Oh..well..there you go. I just used a telephone booth.

I've been following this thread with much amusement.

Airbot, that has to be the funniest statement I've seen in years given the context.

 

[echrada]

Yes Aaron does have his moments!

 

[Romulinx2]

Those temporal rifts are so unpredictable.

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I think it could be the temporal madness that has the major effect :roflmao:

 

[johngalt]

I just want to know if Aaron happened to see Tom Baker or Colin Baker whilst entering / exiting the booth at any time?