Jokes Thread

[Kari]

Two guys on a bike, with girlfriend.

Zimbabwe, where men are men and goats are nervous!

Wasn't that New Zealand or Australia, depending on if it's told by an Aussie or a Kiwi?

 

[CarlTR6]

You cleaned that one up nicely, whs.

 

[CarlTR6]

Two guys on a bike, with girlfriend.

Zimbabwe, where men are men and goats are nervous!

Wasn't that New Zealand or Australia, depending on if it's told by an Aussie or a Kiwi?

And it was sheep, not goats.

 

[kucing13]

i guess both of them can borrow your bike carl...

Is it a sheep? for real?

 

[CarlTR6]

i guess both of them can borrow your bike carl...

Is it a sheep? for real?

Yep, it's sheep.

 

[kucing13]

but the animals have horn and the fur not look like fluffy sort of. . Im not familiar with animal

 

[CarlTR6]

That is a goat in the photo. The original joke referred to sheep rather than goats.

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

That is a goat in the photo. The original joke referred to sheep rather than goats.

The original I saw was a bumper sticker on a car from the US state of Montana and it said, "Montana, where men are men and the sheep are nervous".

 

[kucing13]

That is a goat in the photo. The original joke referred to sheep rather than goats.

Now you got me Rollin On Floor :roflmao:

 

[CarlTR6]

That is a goat in the photo. The original joke referred to sheep rather than goats.

The original I saw was a bumper sticker on a car from the US state of Montana and it said, "Montana, where men are men and the sheep are nervous".

I have seen that bumper sticker, too. But I first heard it from, the Aussies and the Kiwis back in the 70's.

 

[kronckew]

the aussies and kiwis inherited it from their scots ancestors that made the habit famous...

the scots are so proud of it they named a beer after the practice.

the welsh are also known for their sheep handling skills.

 

[kucing13]

You Know You're a High-Tech Worker When...

It's dark when you drive to and from work.

You see a good looking person and know it must be a visitor.

You've been sitting at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.

Your resume is on a USB drive aroudn your neck.

You learn about your layoff on CNN.

Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.

Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.

You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.

Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.

Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.

All real work gets started after 5pm or on weekends.

10% of the people you work with (boss included) -- knows what they do.

Vacation is something you roll over to next year.

Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers" or "does something with satellites".

 

[CarlTR6]

the aussies and kiwis inherited it from their scots ancestors that made the habit famous...

the scots are so proud of it they named a beer after the practice.

the welsh are also known for their sheep handling skills.

:roflmao::roflmao:

 

[Kari]

Here you go!

 

[kucing13]

Here you go!

Nice link Kari..and the background song.. LMAO:roflmao:

 

[severedsolo]

Your Dog is barking at the back door, and your wife is barking at the front door. Which one do you let in first?

Well its up to you, but the dog will stop barking once you open the door

 

[CarlTR6]

Your Dog is barking at the back door, and your wife is barking at the front door. Which one do you let in first?

Well its up to you, but the dog will stop barking once you open the door

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

Your Dog is barking at the back door, and your wife is barking at the front door. Which one do you let in first?

Well its up to you, but the dog will stop barking once you open the door

 

[steve-pressman]

An English Condom company received an order from Russia for one hundred thousand condoms.

The dimensions were unusual: length — half a metre, diameter — ten centimetres.

The Company turned to Vince Cable the Business Secretary for advice: What should they do about it?

Vince Cable thought for a minute and then ordered:

'Make them!

Make them and stamp them: Made in England, medium size.'

 

[The Howling Wolves]

These photo's are showing just before the pain begins...
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Should have been riding his Harley!


He's getting the bull by the horns. Ouch!